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Tuesday, 25 October 2005

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~Storm

If he isn't going to keep me going while I get myself off, and be "present" then he might as well leave me alone. Hit the right triggers, but don't demand that I cum. This is different from the trigger of when he says "cum for me" when I am oh-so-ready.

You gave him what he wanted, he should have been able to do the same for you. Interesting how fragile that edge can be.

thatguyheath

A 20 minute rimm job! Man, that's a warm up for me, but maybe that's because I love rimming a man's ass (it's a long story of how that came to be, but like some guys love sucking dick, me I enjoy eating ass). And when done correctly, you can rimm a guy for hours and he'll orgasm, trust me!
But this character, he did everything wrong! I hate when guys become too obsessed with cumming. Like you said, keep me turned on and it will happen. But I've had more than my share of guys who, as soon as you get inside them are already talking about, I can't wait until you unload.
HELLO?!
So I try and avoid guys who like to race to the cum line because if you're having great sex, believe me you will get off!

P. Alonzo Harris Jr.

im sorry i have to laugh at the response given by Rob...lmao....

P. Alonzo Harris Jr.

im sorry i have to laugh at the response given by the first posts...lmao....

Rob

I usually like your post but this post made me what to vomit. The whole ass eating thing turned my stomach. TMI

That Dude Right There

20 minutes of eating ass?? That's ridiculous. The whole sexual act from the first touch to the hot towel should only last that long.

Boogie

I listened to your podcast for one of the first times and just wishing you good vibes at work ;)

carl

Another great story ... I will never understand anything more than 7 minutes of ass-eating ...
Most times when guys cum the entire thrill of moment just subsides big time and it feels like a chore to get the other guy to cum ... I have just wanted to scream when a guy cums before me and he gets all lackadaisical and shyt about getting me off ...

I have been guilty myself ... In the heat of moment everyone is on same page but I have cum first and get frustrated when it takes another guy much longer to cum ... I can think of all types of shyt to say but after a while it just becomes like, "no matter what I say it's u, ur mental state and ur dick" ... i just start sucking on nipples or balls or something ...

And mainly most guys want to see another guy cum so it's all about watching u bust ...

But again ur right ... cumming is a shared experience and both partners should be hitting all cylinders at the same time and verbal commication is so key ...

If I'm with a guy and he consistently has a hard time cumming for whaterver reason, he gets the boot ... no, Bernard ur are not too particular, u just need what u need

carl

Another great story ... I will never understand anything more than 7 minutes of ass-eating ...
Most times when guys cum the entire thrill of moment just subsides big time and it feels like a chore to get the other guy to cum ... I have just wanted to scream when a guy cums before me and he gets all lackadaisical and shyt about getting me off ...

I have been guilty myself ... In the heat of moment everyone is on same page but I have cum first and get frustrated when it takes another guy much longer to cum ... I can think of all types of shyt to say but after a while it just becomes like, "no matter what I say it's u, ur mental state and ur dick" ... i just start sucking on nipples or balls or something ...

And mainly most guys want to see another guy cum so it's all about watching u bust ...

But again ur right ... cumming is a shared experience and both partners should be hitting all cylinders at the same time and verbal commication is so key ...

If I'm with a guy and he consistently has a hard time cumming for whaterver reason, he gets the boot ... no, Bernard ur are not too particular, u just need what u need

Paco

shit, I just fall asleep when people eat me out. Its like a massage... um... but in the ass

mysta3

Wow...20 minutes of tossing salad? That does sound boring.

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