Sex and the Second City

Holiday Request

It seems like we have had two holidays back to back--Columbus Day and now National Coming Out Day.  But before I tell those who don't know about National Coming Out Day--I have a request.  Can the readers of Sex and the Second City do me a favor?

A while back, I discussed how gay porn sucks.  I was hoping that you, the reader, could tell me what you would like to see in an ideal porno.  When you watch porn is there something missing?  How would you make it better?  Are there certain scenes/scenarios that you've always fantasized about, but haven't seen in a flick? If so, leave a comment to this post, or email me at bernard@sat2c.com.  I would really appreciate it.

Today is National Coming Out Day which is an international event which gives gay, lesbian and bisexual people the opportunity to "come out" to others about their sexuality.  It also provides a means of increasing the visibility of gay people. The First National Coming Out Day was held in 1988.  This date was chosen for the annual event in commemoration of the 1987 March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights. 

Being the ultimate Chicagophile, I have to wish the best of luck to the Chicago White Sox in their quest for AL pennant against the los angeles angels.  Game 1 is today.  Send good energy.

Happy Discovery Day

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Today is Columbus Day--a day set aside to honor Christopher Columbus's transatlantic voyage.  Most of you know that Columbus is credited with discovering the Americas.  Partially because his "discovery" led to European colonization of the New World.

But how can one person discover a land that was already inhabited?  Many critical individuals, including myself, have a problem with celebrating Columbus Day.

Silent Sex

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A few weeks ago I got a telephone call from NICE D (not to be confused with rapper D-NICE).  I call him this for the obvious reasons--he has a nice dick.  NICE D and I met a few years ago, and we have had sex on and off during that period.  There was one time when he and I were getting down on a regular once a week basis.  But for some reason that stopped.

We re-established our connection this summer, while FRIEND and I were on hiatus.  The sex was good, but I realized that I was over NICE D.  Sure his dick was nice, thick and long.  And whenever he fucked me, he would do exactly what I told him to do.   On the table, on my back, hit it harder, now faster--no command was too much or too little for him.  And plus, his only goal was to make me have an orgasm--he came, though it wasn't often.  Whenever we would get through having sex I would ask him, Don't you want to cum? He would tell me that he got satisfaction out of pleasing me.

In many aspects, NICE D was the perfect fuck buddy.  Except for two small things.

Take Care of Yourselves

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Back when the guests were real, I used to love the Jerry Springer show.  There was something about the craziness and obnoxiousness of the guests that was comforting--I knew that I wasn't alone.  One thing I loved about Jerry was how he ended each show, Take care of yourselves, and each other.

Did He Just Say That?

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After years of back and forth, I finally was sitting in the basement of the BOOTY BANDIT's house.  So far, our date wasn't going so well, and I just wanted to go home.  Then he got on the telephone with a buddy and then he said something that shocked me to the very fiber of my being.  He said, Remember that little problem that I had...

The Booty Bandit

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Once upon a time there was a black cop who had a lot of attitude and self confidence.  Because of his perceived masculine nature, many of the boys in the land and on the partyline wanted to get with this guy.  They also wanted to get together with him because he called himself the BOOTY BANDIT . 

Why was he called the BOOTY BANDIT ?