Yesterday I had one of those rare sexual encounters that you just luck up on. It was 1:30am, I was horny as hell, and I really wanted to get busy. A guy hit me up on men4now without a face picture--telling me that he loved my look. I was reluctant, but we exchanged numbers and talked. He sounded cool and told me if I took a chance and met him that I wouldn't be disappointed.
What did I have to lose? He was travelling. All I had to do was let him come over and decide whether he was fuckable.
He didn't show up until about 2:30am. I was exhausted and ready to go to sleep. When I let him into my apartment I wasn't too excited. He was tall and slim, and had a pleasant masculine voice and demeanor. His face wasn't very attractive--but it was young (he was about 22) and when he smiled (which was rare) it was adorable.
Once indoors he took off his shirt and revealed a skinny muscular body. Not my cup of tea. But then he unzipped his pants and pulled out one of the top ten largest dicks I've seen in person. I hid my shock, but on the inside I giggled with glee. It was extremely long, and not too thick. In my mind, perfect.
To make a long story short. We had sex. It was exactly what I needed at the moment. The size of his dick was a great visual, and I have to say that it felt pretty good. But sex with him was a lot like watching a professional paint job dry. Technically--it was great, but overall it was boring.
I think this is because my late night suitor didn't think of himself as being gay. Before we got busy, he asked me, You still fuck with females? I told him no. He told me something that I thought was odd. He said, You don't look like the type that would just be into dudes. I wasn't interested in his early morning analysis of the presentation of black masculinity.
I ignored his comment and took off my clothes. He suggested that I put on a XXX flick and I popped in OFF DA HOOK 2. One minute into the movie he said, This is a sissy flick. I mean, if it gotta be gay at least they could have some thugs. I turned the movie off and put on MTV. It seemed that my late night visitor was obsessed with assessing, rating, and commenting on masculinity.
But probably the straw that broke the camel's back was when I refused to let him fuck me on my stomach. This is a position that I abhor. Not only does it feel awful to me, but there is no way for me to play with my dick--which usually is important for me to have an orgasm since I dont have a clitoris in my asshole. Instead I tried to compromise with him and do it doggie-style. While we were in the position he said, I can't do this. This is too gay. I turned around and looked at him and said, Dude, look around. Your dick is in a man's ass. How is me laying on my stomach gonna make it less gay?
He finally lightened up and stopped his bitching. After we had sex he asked me, Do you think I would make a good porn star? I told him that his dick was big enough to be a star. He told me, That's one of the reasons I came over. I like to practice having sex. I mean I already busted three nuts today. But as a porn star, I have to be able to get it up a lot and stay hard. I would do it again with you, but I have to go to court in the morning.
Exactly what a man wants to hear after sex--that he was just a practice fuck. Truly, I didn't care. If calling me a practice fuck allowed him to look at himself in the mirror, that was fine. I just wanted him to leave.
But the wicked side of me decided to indulge his ego.
You would be great in gay porn, I said. I've already been approached to do that, he said, I could never get down like that. I want to do straight porn. That's my goal in life. Such high aspirations, I thought.
When he walked out, I got hard again. I was replaying the events of the evening. I thought back to when he initially pulled out his huge dick. He wanted me to suck it, but I refused. Not without a condom, I said. He said, Why does it matter? Can you get something from sucking dick. Yes, I said. Like what? he queried. Itold him, You can get gonorrhea, herpes, and perhaps syphilis. And while it is unlikely, HIV can also be transmitted. He looked at me with shock and asked, Well can I get it? It sounded like a dumb question to me at first. What do you mean can you get it? You're a human aren't you? I said sarcastically. Naw, smart ass, he laughed, I mean since I'm the one getting sucked, can I get those diseases. He was young. His youth was dripping off of him. Of course you can, I told him.
I put the condom on his dick, and I sucked on his dick and simultaneously played with his chest. He was hard. He said, It would feel a lot better I bet if there wasn't a condom on. I just looked at him and said, Yeah, but that's not going to happen.
He didn't seem happy that I made him wear that condom for oral sex. In retrospect, his reluctance reminded me of my worst sexual encounter ever...
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Posted by: Champ | Wednesday, 09 November 2005 at 03:13 AM
I would have told him to go and fuck himself. You were a good one. I don't respond to people without pics, dl or not. Look what you ended up with.
Posted by: Dablkauthor | Monday, 07 November 2005 at 02:33 PM
I have been where your late-night suitor is currently residing [in his head]. Well- to a certain extent. I have never viewed myself as bi-sexual; I am not sure if it deals with my own fears or my desire not to be labeled. Regardless- this guy just has some personal issues that he should handle before trying to become a porn star.
I was in adult film for a short time. I got out of it because of two big reasons:
1] Hated making OTHER people more money than I was making- off of my big dick!
2] EVERYONE seemed to have some sort of personal issue; be it mental, sexual, or social. I couldn't deal with everyone else's drama...
Long story short, I understand where the guys is coming from only so far- after that, he is just another big dick... [pun intended].
Posted by: Mr. Incognito | Tuesday, 01 November 2005 at 05:54 PM
"You don't look like the type that would just be into dudes" that is such a stereotypical statement in itself. That is kind of like the time when a friend mine told me I looked straight and had straight mannerisms but my voice was "semi gay". I tell you some dudes are so hilarious.
Posted by: Ricky | Monday, 31 October 2005 at 12:20 AM
You much better than me...he would've been out the WINDOW after asking me that stupid ass question.
Posted by: Tim | Friday, 28 October 2005 at 04:51 PM
It's sad, yet comical, the people that we meet online. It's sad that that guy is in such denial about being gay that he's willing to fool himself into thinking that he can get a job doing straight porn. Sex, you handled it better than I would've because from the sounds of it, he would've talked himself out of my apartment.
Posted by: thatguyheath | Thursday, 27 October 2005 at 04:49 PM
Such an ego on that fucker ... u were very, very nice Bernard ... You see, at my jaded-ass age of 37 I would have ripped him a new ass hole ... young guys with big dicks and who don't know how to fuck and think they do should be told early and often ... Why do people think if they have a big dick that gets hard at drop of dime can fuck their asses off?
He is 22 and like most 22 year-olds has tons of male-identity issues ... can u say DL brother? Most of those guys are turned on by fucking other guys like themselves and frown on fem guys... can u say DL brotha?
How do u practice being a good lay? In my book u either have ir or don't ... u can fuck 10 guys a day but if ur technique, flow and talk is not on ur just like every other guy ... I find most porn stars boring as shyt, even my all-time fav Mr. Marcus, who is stunning to look at but just a lump on log sometimes, gets on my nerves cause he doesn't know how to lick cootie and doesn't talk much...
The best old school gay porn star as far as sexual energy and freakiness was Randy Cochran .. not much to look at but a glorious bottom and equally fitting top who could give it
I find the guys who have porn star aspiration have delusions of grandeur .. it's the natural average guys who could turn out a video, IMO
Posted by: carl | Thursday, 27 October 2005 at 02:00 PM
"You still fuck with females?"
He would have been out of the door right after he asked that question.
Posted by: That Dude Right There | Thursday, 27 October 2005 at 10:27 AM