The Hole or The Bottom? (part two)

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When I last left you, I was standing in front of an apartment building on Chicago's southside in the cold at 9 o'clock in the morning. I had rode "my car" a pretty nice distance to the home of a brother for some morning sex.

While he gave me his address and telephone number, he didn't give me his apartment number/code. I understood the apprehension, and therefore told him that I would call when I arrived in front of his building. There was just one problem. I couldn't call him. My cell phone had been cut off that morning, and even after I paid the bill (standing outside in the cold), it would take another two hours before I could make a call. And neither of the two gas stations that were near his house had pay phones.

I thought to myself, Why me?

I stood outside of his apartment building for thirty minutes.  I didn't know what I was going to do.  Surely, by now, he thought I was either playing games or on bullshit. 

And then I heard my phone ringing.  It was FRIEND.  I was so excited.  Was my phone working?  Seconds before he called, I couldn't dial out, and now I was talking to him on the phone.  I told him what was going on.  I didn't want to risk hanging up with him, so I told him to do a three-way call and call the man who was upstairs.  He did.  And minutes later someone came downstairs to let me in.

Whew!

But with all of the action, I had forgotten who I was coming to see.  His name was ATHLETIC (yes, he actually went by the name), and he told me that he was athletic, in great shape, was dark skinned, and had a big, huge, oversized twelve inch dick.  I couldn't wait to see the combination of muscle and large pipe.

But when I saw him, he looked like his name should be homeless, not athletic.  He wore brown drab clothes.  They weren't dirty, and he didn't smell--well except for his breath (which was totally foul).

He wasn't the cutest guy in the world.  But his attitude was pretty great which made up for a lot.  He lied about his body being athletic.  He also lied about his age.  He was closer to 40 than the 34 years he claimed. 

His apartment wasn't too neat.  Which added to my apprehension when he insisted on warming my freezing body up by cuddling under his blanket.  I decided that I would stay above the sheets.

I wasn't there for him to look great, or to have an emmaculate apartment.  I really only wanted to see if he had this twelve inch dick.

In short.  He didn't.  But it was pretty big and fat.

One thing you should know is that I am not a big fan overly fat dicks when it comes to anal sex.  Fat dicks are fun to look down at when I am drilling some ass.  They are even fun to suck on when I'm in the mood.  But fat dicks don't feel that great to me when I get fucked. 

So it will come as no surprise that I was concentrating hard while ATHLETIC was trying to slide inside of me.  He didn't really know what he was doing.  Which was frustrating.  But after a lot of work, we finally got it in, and he started doing what he did best.

And while we were having sex, I felt nothing but discomfort.  He kept his dick right at the opening of my asshole, and kept going in and out.  I felt pain.  Not excruciating pain.  But pain nonetheless.  The encounter was very uncomfortable.

He was fucking The Hole.  And it clicked to me, Oh no.  I met someone who likes The Hole.

Just go ahead and put the entire thing inside, I told him.

He looked at me and told me that he knew what he was doing.  I wasn't getting any pleasure out of this.  I hate guys that fuck The Hole.  Personally, I like for a guy to fuck The Bottom.  That means, instead of keeping your dick close to the opening of the asshole, you drive all of your dick inside of a guy until you hit the bottom of his ass.  Some people call this digging your back out.  It goes without fail that when I hit The Bottom of a guy's ass, they lose their minds.  I think its because most guys don't know how to go to those depths.  Shit, anyone can fuck The Hole.

Fucking The Bottom is the only way I have ever known to fuck and get fucked by.  Usually, guys that fuck The Hole are guys with small dicks.  They can't penetrate The Bottom because they aren't long enough.  But here I was with a guy with some good length on his pipe--and he was still barely putting the head in.

I have to say that the combination of pain, and lack of getting that spot hit just annoyed the shit out of me until I told him that he had to stop.  But by then he was having an orgasm. 

I just rolled my eyes.  He told me when he got finished--I wasn't going deep because I was trying to open you up.  I secretly rolled my eyes again.  And I thought, I told you to put it all the way in, what needed to be opened up?  I restrained myself from calling him an idiot, and wondered why I ran across so many people who were unwilling to listen to other people during sex. We said goodbye and I left.

On my way home I thought to myself, You know, I bet most guys don't even know the difference between fucking The Hole, or The Bottom.

Comments

[DallasMaleDiva]

Im a top that loves to dig in my bottom B and I truly understand what you mean and the rest of those that truly hit bottom. It is not a good thing to come from the depths to find out that there is more residue on you coming out that there was for you going in and plus you have that odor. My thing is if you know you want someone to go that deep in you as a bottom, why wait until the last minute to clean out like that and why aren't you ready when your "in search" of? One day this will be learned.

[thatguyheath]

Just proof that just because some guys have the equipment doesn't mean they know how to use it. Man, I've said this to many friends of mine, "Great sex or even a great fuck is a skill and not all are qualified to do it."
If I were you, I definitely wouldn't call him again. Just chalk it up to a bad experience and keep on moving.

[E]

"Too many guys shouldn't offer their Bottom cause they forgot to take care of the necessary business beforehand." Heh..I've read that here a few times.

[Linear Jones]

Personally, I hate wasting my time on the Hole. I'm all about the Bottom...if it's clean. Too many guys shouldn't offer their Bottom cause they forgot to take care of the necessary business beforehand.