Tossing Herbs

This week's Thursday sex tip is all about how to make tossing salad more palatable.

My number one most requested (and performed) sex act is getting my salad tossed.  For those of you who don't know what salad tossing is--I often call if licorice eating.  But basically salad tossing is analingus (aka eating ass).

It is something that I don't care for, and really think should only be done when you know a person VERY well.  There are all kinds of diseases you can obtain from analingus--parasites and hepatitis just to name a few.  If you have to do it, use a dental dam.  But I know that advice will fall on deaf ears.

So here's a little recipe that I have concocted to gas a couple of people's heads when they toss my salad.  I get a nice mild tasting ingredient, and I lace my ass with it.  It can be a tinge of honey, or anything else you can think of.

Then when guys go to eat your ass, you can tell them, When I get wet and hot, my ass gets wet and produces a sweet juice.  You won't believe how many dumb asses fall for this stupid line.

But there are a few smart people who know the taste of honey when they taste it.  So I stopped using honey.  Now I buy hierba buena or fresh mint leaves.  I crush them up and rub them over my hole.  It gives this really fresh taste, and if you use the tiniest bit of sweetner to activate it, people will go crazy.  The great thing about it, is that most people don't know what fresh mint tastes like, so they won't be able to place the taste--so it will be very unique to them. 

As a result, I've had guys eat my ass for scores of minutes.  And I keep a stash of the herb in my bathroom and tell him that I have to take a break and go back in and reapply.  Then people will go around thinking that your shit doesn't stink.

And that's a good place to be in, don't you think?

ps. Be careful about crushing mint leaves on your ass and then having anal sex.  Its definitely something to consult with a doctor about.  My concern is that perhaps there are oils in the mint leaves that may compromise the latex of the condom.  I doubt there would be enough oil present, but it is something to keep in mind.  Have fun, but stay safe!!!

Comments

[thatguyheath]

So does Kiehl's. They have a coconut body wash that does the trick also.

[william]

You can go one better and go to AVEDA where they hava a mint body wash.

[My Inner Hell]

Love tossing of the salad. Love the dressing more!

[Cash S.]

Great tip!